Do you know a Karen?
Let’s face it.
As a society we need Karen.
Who else is going to take it upon themselves to enforce all the rules that no one else complains about?
And do it for free?
We need a super hero like Karen to make us see the importance of all those rules, that are not really laws. But, Karen thinks they should be.
Who is going to make sure that we don’t eat any grapes while shopping?
Who will say “Nobody wants to work anymore” when your food is late at the restaurant?
Who in the world will complain about women breastfeeding in public?
Karen. That’s who.
Who will yell at kids running in the store?
Who will tell you how to be a mother?
Who will tell you how to be a real man?
Karen. Because she knows all about manhood.
She had 10 kids without an epidural.
Karen. She will make sure No one gets away with anything. Her phone and finger are ready to tattle.
Who would let you know that your pet is not as well behaved as her AKC registered Asian Cowhound.?
She knows a good groomer…
Who would make sure you are in the right lane at the store?
Who would suggest a landscaper for your unkempt property?
Who would tell you not to cross the street till the light changes, despite there being zero traffic.
Karen would.
Karen doesn’t want your kids in her yard. She said No!
Karen keeps us aware of all the petty rules around us and keeps us in line.
She makes sure no one cuts.
She makes sure you do your job and obey the rules at work. She mentions that you were late…every…single…time.
We all know a Karen or have known one.
Karen’s will always exist. They were the little girl at school who always tried to be in charge, and ran to tell the teacher.
They will exist even after a nuclear war. Roaches, rats, and Karens.
Bio: Chris Bunton is a writer, poet and blogger from Southern Illinois. He has published in several magazines, and has written a poetry eBook called “Against the Man” and an Addiction Recovery eBook called “Made Free: Overcoming Addiction“ His newest book is called “The Future is Coming” and is a collection of dystopian short stories.
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